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<title>Family Hot Dog</title> 
 
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<copyright>&#xA9; 2011 Asymmetric Publications, LLC</copyright> 
 
<itunes:subtitle>Advice for nerdy parents.</itunes:subtitle> 
 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
 
<itunes:summary>Family Hot Dog is a show about how suddenly we're in our late 20's early 30's, married with kids. We ponder what we're going to do next, with plenty of funny stories and swears.</itunes:summary> 
 
<description>Family Hot Dog is a show about nerds who are parents, presumably of future nerds.</description> 
 
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<itunes:name>Joshua Nite</itunes:name> 
 
<itunes:email>jtnite@gmail.com</itunes:email> 
 
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<title>Ep. 1 - Good Luck With That, Asshole</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>It begins.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>On our inaugural show: meet Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta. Find out why Matt and Gretta aren't concerned their 4-year-old's favorite movie is Zombieland, and why Josh and Jess don't allow Spongebob in the house.
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:15:06</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, zombies, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 2 - Don't Steal the Hypotenuse</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Just sleep like people, will you?</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: sexy sex and the sexy people who have it. And us.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:11:59</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, sex, sleeping, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 3 - Mama's Got Asthma</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>A Gretta-less romp through parental etiquette</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>With or without Gretta, we soldier on. This week, when and where and how to take your kids places grown-ups go.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>00:49:41</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, sex, sleeping, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 4 - Back Feeding</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>If this show sucks, it's your fault.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: adorable boner stories, listener feedback, and whether you should have children. Yes, you specifically.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:00:56</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, feedback, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 5 - Mama Bear</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>It gets better and it just keeps going.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: What it means to be a grown-up, and what to do while you're waiting to get there.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:00:56</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, feedback, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 6 - An Incestual Hot Dog Moment</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Is it better to be a parent or a boss?</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: How to handle money and kids (should the latter leave you with any of the former).</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 Oct 2011 08:30:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:03:36</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, allowance, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 7 - Everybody Likes Boobs</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Everything goes South eventually.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: Where to meet women, and how to be a guy women like to meet. Also, yes, tell me how to raise my kids.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Thursday, 24 Nov 2011 08:30:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>44:58</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, dating, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 8 - Failing Towards Perfection</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Or, it's not whether you'll screw up, it's in what way.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: What to do when punishment doesn't work, plus how to keep connected with your S.O. when being busy gets in the way of gettin' busy.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 7 Dec 2011 08:30:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:05:00</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, dating, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 9 - Don't Tell Lesbians What They Can't Do</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Your sleep(with) number, and trolling from Josh</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: Tasty, crunchy questions, a surprise announcement, sex, kissing, lesbians!.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Sunday, 8 Jan 2012 08:30:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:00:03</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, dating, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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<title>Ep. 10 - Toein' the Nerdhole</title> 
<itunes:author>Josh, Jess, Matt, Gretta</itunes:author> 
<itunes:subtitle>Managing money and men.</itunes:subtitle> 
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit> 
<itunes:summary>This week: Freaky smart kids, budgeting for couples, wives' lamentations, we're so old.</itunes:summary> 
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<pubDate>Thursday, 26  Jan 2012 08:30:00 GMT</pubDate> 
<itunes:duration>01:26:28</itunes:duration> 
<itunes:keywords>advice, parenting, dating, hot dogs</itunes:keywords> 
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